Упатство за прв контакт

Корисен водич што да направите во случај да сте првиот што ќе сретне вонземјани. Оригиналот е од некој што се потпишал ian@union.io, а ако сакате превод на македонски (преведено од мене) ќе го најдете на мојот матичен портал tab.mk.

Или пак можете да се потсетите на она што го направи Зефрам Кокрејн.


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